The Cthulhu Mixing Spoon
Features
- Simply, the most singular cocktail stirrer in the mixology kingdom. Stir the perfect whiskey, gin, vodka, or tequila drink.
- This coiled, weighted, liquor mixer is no mere rod, but a magical and eldritch tool to complete your bartending kit. Your martini, manhattan, or mojito will never be the same.
- Excellent for "quiet ice", stirred spirits, and coffee cocktails. You will love this Cthulhu spoon! But don’t stare into its eyes – you might lose your mind. Iä! Iä! Cthulhu fhtagn! Ph'nglui mglw'nfah Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn!
- This barware accessory makes the perfect gift for your Mixologist Technologist and Bartender friends! They are sure to reward you with the perfect drink.
- All our spoons, shakers, and mats are the highest quality and have a lifetime guarantee. Add our Cobra, Cthulhu, and Christ Stirrers, Scarab Boston Shaker, and Gold, Silver, Copper, and White Bar Mats to your collection!
Description
When was the last time you honored our dark lord and savior, Cthulhu? Better get on that before it’s too late, ladies and gentlemen.
And the best way to appease this beast, our almighty Cthulhu, is to acknowledge his many gifts each and every time you mix yourself up a cocktail. This Cthulhu bar spoon is all you need then, friend.
Sure, your friends might give you a few weird looks out of the corner of their eyes as you lavishly praise your Cthulhu spoon, but that’s just because they’re not one of the chosen ones, and you are. Mix them up a strong cocktail and convert them to your side.
What we love about it
With this Cthulhu bar mixing spoon, you never have to worry about the beast sucking your soul or haunting your dreams or whatever he does. Oh, and you’ll mix up your drinks just proper, too.
